Wow, this welcome post has finally reached a non-future date, just as I migrate off tumblr. I'm @cracktheglasses on tumblr, because someone was already cormallen, but this is my OG fandom name.

My fic can be found HERE at AO3. I do the "old man yells at cloud" on Twitter.

Any Tumblr mutuals -- I'll gladly add you here, though I have no idea how active this whole thing is going to be.

Ah, wow, so it occurs to me that this account is pre-transition, and probably has the wrong pronouns somewhere still. Hi, tumblr mutuals and anyone who might remember me from here, it's me, ya boy.

title: once I could see (now I am blind)
rating: explicit
pairing: Hux/Kylo Ren
warnings, etc: hurt/comfort (but, uh, evil hurt/comfort), canon-typical violence, misuse of the Force
written for a prompt at tfa_kink
summary: If Ren dies, they’ll all be joining him, Hux thinks, because he’s going to have to scuttle the ship. Pick a camp on D’Qar, or whatever other pathetic hell-hole in the Outer Rim the Resistance calls home, and smash all three kilometres of the Finalizer right into the gooey center
(Or, the map is lost, Starkiller is lost, and Kylo Ren is seriously injured. Hux doesn't deal with it very well)

Read here at AO3

title: here endeth the lesson
rating: mature
pairing: kylo ren/vader (one-sided)
warnings: Force Choke, blood, pain, implied incest, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
written for a prompt at tfa_kink, one-sided Kylo Ren/Vader

Read here at AO3

This fic is probably about a year and a half too late, but hey, hey, look, I've finished something that involved writing actual words! I'm kind of excited about it, even though I have no idea if any of you guys care about Dragon Age fic. Still, maybe I'll dust off my copy of DA:2 and finally do a playthrough where Hawke romances someone else and doesn't feel bad about it.


Title: No Pain, No Fear, No Doubt
Author: cormallen
Fandom, pairing: Dragon Age 2, m!Hawke/Anders
Rating: PG-ish?
Length: ~5000 words
Summary: When Varric tells their story, he says that Hawke has never been afraid. Hawke knows that hasn't been true for years.
A/N: Title from BtVS Once More With Feeling. Thanks for taking a look at it for me, backinblack.

Read on A03, or at LJ.

Looks like December is podficcing month here at cormallen! It's only been a week since I squeed about The Silver Ring being podficced, and now the lovely reena_jenkins has recorded my fic Torches Blazed (And Sacred Chants Were Praised) (that's the one with the apocalypse and footnotes galore).

It's available for download as an mp3 here and as a podbook here.

I am just tickled pink over this. Downloading it right now, and maybe I am vain, but I can't wait to hear how reena_jenkins made the footnotes fit into the regular text!

*bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *squee* *bounce*

I know this isn't actually a gift for me, per se, but I just got an AWESOME holiday gift. The fabulous cookiemom6067 has podficced my story The Silver Ring (otherwise known as "the one with the mice")!

You can download it here, at amplificathon. It's available in both mp3 and audio book format.

I haven't listened to it yet, but have it all ready to go and I AM SO EXCITED, YOU GUYS!

I've never had anything of mine recorded before!

Seriously, this is me right now:




I'm breaking out 1orelei's Troll!Chad-the-goatnapper icon for the occasion! *twirls*

Title: Neckties, Contracts, High Voltage
Author: cormallen
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Length: 7,500 words
Summary: If someone pays for you to have a face to face meeting with Jared Padalecki, chances are, you either did something really bad -- or something really good. Either way, you're in for a rough night.
Warnings: dark!Jared, dub-con, breathplay, mild knifeplay, mild watersports.
A/N: Written for mrstotten as part of the spn_j2_xmas exchange. I tried to write a dark Jared I hope you'll enjoy.
Title from AC/DC.
Thanks to loolookitty for helping me work through the story planning, and to mickeym for her above and beyond hand-holding, cheerleading, read-through, edits and general awesomeness.


( Stop it. You're gonna make yourself bleed before I want you to. )

Title: Fifty-Three More Things To Do In Zero Gravity
Author: cormallen
Rating: R
Pairings: Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Danneel, Jensen/JDM, Jensen/Misha, Jensen/Aldis Hodge, Jensen/Sandy, Jensen/CMM. So, yeah.
Length: 3650 words
Summary: Communication and Mediation Specialist Jensen signs on with a space-faring crew without thoroughly reading his contract.
A/N: This fic came about when I saw this prompt on the spnkink_meme and oh-so-brilliantly missed the words "sailors", "sea", and "non con". Thus the accidental space hooker crack was born. Title from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Thank you for tinkering with it for me, mickeym and serotonin_storm!

( Communications. Diplomatic support. Peaceful conflict resolution, maybe the occasional escort mission. )

Title: Shelf Life
Characters, Pairings: Dean Winchester. As gen as I get. References to Dean/Castiel.
Summary: If he just kept that mouth shut a little more often. If he just smiled and nodded when he damn well fucking shoulda, maybe, just maybe, they wouldn't be here right now.
Length: 1,500 words
A/N: 5.04 fic, so click accordingly. For satsuki_angel. Thank you, rejeneration and mickeym, for looking this over for me. Cut tag from urban folklore.

( according to urban legend, the shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie is indefinite )

So, a while back, when I still had ideas for SPN fic, I was going to write this massive epic where Castiel and Ruby had been working together all along. They'd have these awkward meetings at roadside diners and motel parking lots, both of them trailing their respective Winchesters, unable to be more than barely civil to each other, despite working towards the same goal -- freeing Lucifer.

Both were in love with someone they had betrayed/were betraying/would probably always betray -- Sam in Ruby's case, Lucifer in Castiel's. Neither would exist in their current state if not for Lucifer -- Ruby would not be a demon, had Lucifer not fallen and corrupted the first one, and Castiel would not be the one chosen for his task, had he not loved Lucifer, but refused to follow him down. Ruby and Castiel would fuel Sam and Dean's jealousies, their rage, their anger and frustration, and channel them appropriately, culminating, much like canon, with Sam killing Lilith, then an enraged Dean, aided by Castiel, stabbing Ruby. Sam would then blame Castiel for twisting Dean and turning Dean against him, and use the remnants of his demonic power to get Dean out from Castiel's influence -- by burning away the angelic handprint on his shoulder, thus breaking the last seal, and freeing Lucifer.

After a while, I lost the drive, then the idea got Kripked when it turned out Ruby and Castiel had been working towards the same goal. Time passed. Summer turned into fall Long story short, here's a snippet from what I did get done. Unrequited love all around, Lucifer!Dean, pretentiousness galore, and no beta, obviously. I am posting it because I want it out of my head before the new season starts.


( Love Ruins Everything )

Title: I'm Wired And I'm Tired And I'm Grinning Like A Fool.
Pairing/Rating/Length: Jensen/Jared, R, 3,900 words.
Summary: Drunk messy boys-will-be-boys, with a side of banter and panty-kink. I really don't know how to sum it up any better than that.
Title and cut-tag from Joan Osborne.
Thanks for looking it over for me, munibunny and tabularassa!

( I've been on the floor looking for a chair )

Title: your eyes move over the things you want
Pairing/Rating/Length: one-sided Jared/Jensen, Adult, 3,200 words

Written for the spnkink_meme, for the prompt Jared/Jensen, stalker!Jared, non-con, kidnapping. Jared being overtly Jensen's friend, but secretly an obsessive and possessive stalker. Jensen confides to Jared on how scared he is of the stalker. Title and cut-tag from Silence of the Lambs, because I'm pretentious and because it fits.

Just to make it clear, there's no actual non-con or kidnapping taking place in the story -- yet.

I don't usually f-lock my fic. However, I don't feel comfortable posting this outside of f-lock. I'm not a hundred percent on posting it at all, but, um. Yeah. Screw it. Jared is creepy. I warned you. Click accordingly.

( Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer. )

Title: Witch's Milk
Pairing/Rating/Length: Sam/Dean, adult, 1,050 words
Written for the spnkink_meme for the prompt Sam/Dean, mpreg & lactation, so, um. You know. Click accordingly.

( Witch's Milk )

Title: The Silver Ring, A Most Curious Tale in Six Parts
Author: cormallen
Artist: 1orelei
Pairings: Jensen/Jared, previous Jared/Chad, background Jeff/Sandy
Rating: NC-17
Length: 25,500 words
Warnings: Just like a number of fairy tales, this one can be seen as having some consent issues – consider this less Disney and more Brothers Grimm, and click accordingly.
1orelei's ART POST IS HERE.

( THE SILVER RING MASTER POST )

Title: If They Get The Chance, They'll End It For Sure
Author: cormallen
Pairing, Rating, Length: Wincest, het, R, 11,300 words
Summary: Sam and Dean, sittin' in a graveyard. Every night, always and forever, no matter how you slice it. Even in this bizarre dream world where Sammy has boobs and there are no demons.
A/N: Yep, this is Wishverse fic. Title's from 'Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon'. Thanks to the usual suspects I inflicted this upon -- I'd get nowhere without your help, and I hope you know how much I adore every one of you. And special thanks to rejeneration for the beta (and for her incredible patience throughout, even when I'm sure she was itching to throw stuff at my head).

( In this place, there is no fire )

I've had this DA/SPN Sam/Alec/Dean crossover in my WIP folder for a really, really long time now. There's all this back story about the world being post-apocalyptic, about humans generally existing in little pockets, hidden away -- or else serving the demons who fight each other for control of the world. A couple of random scenes, most of which make no sense out of context. Some more back story -- Dean leading a group of resistance fighters. Sam controlling a portion of the Pacific Northwest. I might still end up doing something with it, but definitely not before Big Bang. I am trying to get squared away with all the other fic I'm working on before diving fully into Big Bang, and azephirin told me I should post this bit, as it pretty much stands on its own.

Title: You Have No Immortality
Pairing, rating, notes, etc: Sam/Alec, Ruby. R. Dark. Title and cut-tag are from Dune, due to my once upon a time obsession with Duncan Idaho.

( the second for no better reason than the first )